Avoid holidaying in Sydney at all costs. Here’s why…
1. People say Sydney is a beautiful city.
2. But they’re wrong.
3. Seriously – it’s all grey buildings and traffic.
4. Basically, Sydney is a barren wasteland.
5. Where’s the spirit? The history? The culture?
6. The shops have no character.
7. The bridges have no character.
8. The gardens have no character.
9. And as for the beaches…
10. …They look completely unappealing.
11. So all your photos will be hideous. Obviously.
12. Especially with all this bland architecture around:
13. Like this:
14. And this:
15. To summarise: don’t holiday in Sydney. You’ll hate it.