15 Reasons Not To Visit Sydney

Avoid holidaying in Sydney at all costs. Here’s why…

1. People say Sydney is a beautiful city. 

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View of Sydney Harbour Bridge

2. But they’re wrong. 

Taronga Zoo, Mosman, Sydney

Taronga Zoo, Mosman, Sydney

3. Seriously – it’s all grey buildings and traffic.

The Gap at Watson's Bay, Sydney

The Gap at Watson’s Bay, Sydney

4. Basically, Sydney is a barren wasteland.

North Narrabeen Tidal Pool, Sydney

North Narrabeen Tidal Pool, Sydney

5. Where’s the spirit? The history? The culture?

Government House, Royal Botanic Gardens, Sydney

Government House, Royal Botanic Gardens, Sydney

6. The shops have no character.

Queen Victoria Building shopping, Sydney

Staircase at Queen Victoria Building (QVB) shops, Sydney

7. The bridges have no character.

Sydney Harbour Bridge, Sydney

Sydney Harbour Bridge, Sydney

8. The gardens have no character.

Chinese Garden of Friendship, Darling Harbour, Sydney

Chinese Garden of Friendship, Darling Harbour, Sydney

 9. And as for the beaches…

Bondi Beach, Sydney

Bondi Beach, Sydney

10. …They look completely unappealing.

Tamarama Beach, Sydney

Tamarama Beach, Sydney

 11. So all your photos will be hideous. Obviously. 

Coogee Beach, Sydney

Coogee Beach, Sydney

12. Especially with all this bland architecture around:

Sydney city

Sydney city

13. Like this: 

Sydney Opera House

Sydney Opera House

14. And this: 

St Mary's Cathedral, Hyde Park, Sydney

St Mary’s Cathedral, Hyde Park, Sydney

15. To summarise: don’t holiday in Sydney. You’ll hate it.  

Bondi Beach, Sydney

Bondi Beach, Sydney

 

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