17 Reasons You Don’t Want To Visit New Zealand

Considering a holiday in New Zealand?  We urge you to reconsider.

1. Apparently it’s beautiful. . .
MIlford Sound

MIlford Sound

2. And teeming with unique natural features . . .Allegedly.
Cathedral Cove

Cathedral Cove

 

Omarama Clay Cliffs

Omarama Clay Cliffs

Tasman Glacier

Tasman Glacier

 

3.  Looking for beautiful clear waters?  Forget it!
Lake Taupo

Lake Taupo

4.  The Flora – nothing special.
Manuka Flowers

Manuka Flowers

Lupins in Flower

Lupins in Flower

Pohutukawa

Pohutukawa

5. And the fauna? – nothing interesting or unique whatsover.
Kiwi

Kiwi

6. There’s no friendly culture to experience.
Marae (Maori meeting house)

Marae (Maori meeting house)

 

7.  Nor any distinctive architecture.
Napier - Art Deco Capital of NZ

Napier – Art Deco Capital of NZ

Auckland University

Auckland University

8. And the beaches? Meh . . .
Piha Beach

Piha Beach

9.  In conclusion there’s nothing to do . . .
Kitesurfing at Omaha Bay

Kitesurfing at Omaha Bay

10.  Nothing to see . . .
Pohutu Geyser

Pohutu Geyser

11. Nothing to experience . . .
Hobbiton Movie Set

Hobbiton Movie Set

 

12.  No history . . .
Old Gold Mine, Waihi

Old Gold Mine, Waihi

 

13.  Nowhere to relax.
Spa - WorldMark Rotorua

Spa – WorldMark Rotorua

14. No cities . .
Auckland Skyline

Auckland Skyline

 

15.  No photo opportunities.
Mountain Adventures

Mountain Adventures

16.  No sunrises.
Cathedral Cove Sunrise

Cathedral Cove Sunrise

 

17.  And a distinct lack of any natural beauty.
Cape Farewell

Cape Farewell

Stay at home.  There’s nothing to see here!

 

WorldMarkSP Owners.  If you’re unconvinced, take a visit for yourself !

 

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Jacqi has become part of the furniture at Wyndham Timeshare over the last 10+ years. She has worked in various teams, including Customer Solutions, Systems and now provides service and support to the Wyndham Timeshare online communities. She is passionate about health, holidays and roller derby. As a mother of a 12 year old boy, she has also recently become passionate about footy!

3 thoughts on “17 Reasons You Don’t Want To Visit New Zealand

  1. jen-burt says:

    sorry, couldn’t disagree with this more. we have been to new Zealand twice and have seen so many unique and wonderful places both times. we were there for two weeks in February and found that two weeks was not long enough to experience everything we wanted to.
    I don’t know if this is you just trying to be funny, but the pictures you have posted, tell a different story of new Zealand. we have beautiful friends living over there and have found new Zealand to be a welcoming and friendly place.
    just my opinion

  2. Jacqi says:

    Hi Jen, thanks for your comment. You’re right – it was just my attempt at being funny. Like most Kiwis living in Oz, I still LOVE New Zealand :) Jacqi

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